Friday, December 7, 2012

A Humiliating Day

The classroom I was in yesterday was strange.  Half completely wild and the other half attentive, quiet, eager to participate and learn.  You could tell they were totally annoyed by the 15 wild ones!

Did you see what happened to that Sub today?!?! 
At the end of the day we had an assembly.  It took 10 minutes for them to get quiet enough to even think about leaving the room.  We were quite late for the assembly.  Two boys decided to start fighting in the hall.  While I stopped them the rest of the class went running and screaming into the middle of the assembly.  I took the other boys to the office and then I had to walk into the assembly and up to the front to sit with my class.  Yeah, that happened.  I stayed in the classroom about 20 minutes late and tried to sneak out of the school, but a meeting was just getting out so everyone had a good laugh at my expense, in front of me.  I don't think I'll be taking many more assignments at that school. 

Wednesday, December 5, 2012

"I'm the bestest substitute ever! ... or not ... ...

I went into a classroom the other day and I wasn't there for five minutes when a sweet little girl walked up to me and said.  "You are the bestest substitute ever!"  I smiled a big smile and told her "Thank you sweetheart.  That was a really nice thing to say."  A little boy standing next to her said, "You say that to all of the substitutes!"  She turned around and said, "I just want to raise their self confidence!"

"You are the bestest substitute ever!"
 

Friday, November 2, 2012

Yesterday I won the title of "World's Most Awesome Substitute!"

How did I earn such a glorious honor, you might ask.  One full hour of www.coolmath.com.  This website has GAMES!  Many of which have NOTHING to do with Math.   

I was really dreading working yesterday, it being the day after Halloween and all.  I had a sleepless night, not knowing what horrors would befall me.  When I came into the building I was shown a classroom.  I had worked in the same room last year and started looking for a new profession right after school.  Obviously I didn't find one and now I was beginning to regret it!  Thankfully the classrooms had changed and this was a different teacher with a different group of kids.  Great kids, funny kids, respectful kids who get quiet when you ask them to.  AMAZING!  Where they hyped up on candy?  Yes, and I assume they are even better when that isn't the case.  There was one problem student who I ended up sending to the office, but mostly because I thought he might be acting out because he wasn't feeling good.  He did fall asleep during the spelling test.

The day was changed around quite a bit because of an artist in residence visit, and we spent 2 hours in the afternoon working on an art project with 4 parent volunteers. 

Day After Halloween, Messed Up Sub Plans, and Long Art Project could really have made for a terrible day, but these kids made it great!  Of course that is mostly thanks to their teacher who is training them well.  I always add a Kudos to the teacher in my sub notes, when the class is great.

Dear Teacher,

Dear Teaccher,

        Please do not cancel your substitute teacher at the last momnet.  It is likely that she turned down other jobs after recieving the call to be in your classroom.  When you cancel a job, that substitute might not be able to get another one.  That means she just lost $160, which would be the ability to pay a bill or feed her family.
     On a related note.  If you have a preferred sub who teaches your class in a way you like, help a sistah out and take a day off once in a while! Go got your hair done. ;-)

Thank you,

A Substitute Teacher!

Sunday, October 28, 2012

A sad classroom....

Let me preface this by saying that I work in the richest areas and the poorest areas of my city, in 12 different districts.  I have seen a wide range of differences in students and classrooms. 

I accepted a half day job in third grade for Thursday.  I walked into the classroom at 11am.  When I opened the door I saw a mess of a classroom, students running, screaming, pushing and shoving.  The teacher was at his desk and jumped up with his coat and started toward the door.  As he came up to me a student walked up and said, "Are you the substitute, you look like a B*TCH."  Teacher just rolled his eyes and pointed to the table.  "There are three piles, Reading, Science and Math"  They are pretty self explanatory.  The kids can do them independently, just read them the story I marked in the book."  He then waled out.  He came back and handed me two pens.  "These are for the whiteboard, don't let the kids get their hands on them."

That was it.  No plans, no written schedule, nothing.  I did discover later that there was a schedule on the board, but the times had been erased by a student. 

First I called the office to get the schedule for lunch, bells, etc.  Then I attempted to corral all of the students back to their seats.  They were supposed to be working on an art project, but I only saw three students working on it.  As we got closer to lunch I tried to get their attention long enough to get them to start cleaning up.  Mostly because the classroom was a complete disaster.  There was paper all over the floor, plus scissors, pencils, markers, crayons, and food.  I got most of their attention when I turned off the lights.  They sort of started to clean up, because they wanted to go to lunch.  It still took them over 20 minutes to get the majority of the junk off the floor, but most of it just ended up on the tables.  I attempted to get them lined up and while I was doing that a truly disturbing incident happened that I will not go into here.  I had to make a DHS report and talk with the superintendent about it.

 I finally got the students to lunch and the office and went back to the classroom.  Once it was empty and quiet I could see just how sad this room really was.  It was filthy, and not just from today.  There was NOTHING on the walls, except old mismatched paint.  The book shelves were a mess with torn books thrown here and there, but mostly empty.  The books were mostly Kindergarten and First grade picture books with a few Sweet Valley High thrown in.  There were NO TEXT books anywhere.  There were a few piles of work books.  There were two large shelves that had absolutely nothing on them, but a few small, mostly empty bins of supplies. 

When the kids came back from lunch I sat them down on the rug and shared with them my expectations, and my complete wiliness to give out referrals, or send non cooperating students right to the office.  Things somewhat calmed down and we were actually able to get through one and a half assignments in the rest of the day.

After school I spent and hour and a half cleaning in the classroom, going to the supply room and replenishing their supplies, organizing books, and leaving a LONG note for the teacher about the day.

I also went to talk to the principal, who wasn't there today.  Instead I spoke privately with the secretary to let her know the state of this classroom.  She agreed that the principal needs to get down there and see how that class is actually run.

On some level I wish he would quit and I would get hired in that classroom.  My teacher instinct is to care for those kids and teach them something.  It seems that in the current situation it will be a hard year for them and their potential for learning.

Saturday, October 13, 2012

Why, oh Why?

Is it just me, or does it seem like some teachers save the messy involved projects for the subs?

I was in a classroom this week and the teacher left a cutting project for the students to complete.  She said it would be easy and to tell them to stay on task because they would only have 15 minutes to complete it.    As it turns out, they had to cute 15 pages of flash cards, 8 cards per page, in 15  minutes.  So of course they were trying to cut them as a stack, but they weren't lined up while printing, so that was a mess, along with the bagillions of pieces of scrap all over the room.  Most students took well over 45 minutes to cut them out and many ended up losing or getting theirs mixed up with someone else's.  At recess I bribed a few kids to help me clean up the room and had the kids put their remaining cards on the back table in NEAT piles so they could get finished later.  I stayed an extra hour trying to finish them but I still didn't get them done.  What a DISASTER! 



Oh, to add to the crazy, we had a Fire Drill in the middle.  And of course I didn't have the attendance, or have any idea about their procedures and half of my class was out in other classrooms!  Good Grief!  This is my 4th Fire Drill already this year!  I am just going to assume there will be a fire drill every time I walk into a classroom from now on.

On the bright side, I'm working and that's good!

Have you had any crazy days lately?

Monday, September 24, 2012

Funny Things Kids Say

"Everyone knows Girls are Custodians and Boys are Janitors."   Said by a student when the female custodian was asked what her job is. 

Custodian
So now we know the difference!  ;-)


What Did They Say!?